Famous Las Vegas quotes

We had a few laughable moments in Vegas, but otherwise the trip sucked big time.   :)  That's for you, Laura.  Here's what I can remember.  By the way, these are all, 100% completely factual quotes from actual living people.  I did not make any of these up.  Well, for the most part anyway.

"The nudie girls  are close."  --Billy, standing at the window of our 12th story hotel room with a pair of binoculars.

"Amanda, can you help me with my makeup?  I wanna look real slutty." --Jessica, before our first night out on the town.

"Las Vegas brings out the inner bitch  in me."  --Caron, after honking and cursing at an unsuspecting pedestrian.

"Yeah, I fit all my clothes in this duffel bag.  Even a whole suit, and there's still space left over."  --Gavin, at the airport, before realizing he forgot to pack clothes.

"I seem to have lost my hoochie-mamas."  --Billy, after getting separated from our group at Caesar's Palace.  Click here for an illustration.

"Gavin, you remind me of my dad.  As long as we don't talk, we get along fine."  --Erin, angry at me for singing  in the morning.

"Gavin, take my credit card.  I'm not allowed  to gamble anymore."  --Billy, three minutes  after arriving at our first casino.

  "See this dollar?  This is the beginning of my financial empire."  --Gavin, before hitting the slots.  Incidentally, I lost my dollar.  It was devastating.  If you can avoid it, don't ever go to Vegas.

  "The only 'G' in my name is 'Gentile.'"  --Billy, in conversation with Scott.  Ok, this one didn't happen on the trip, but I had to put it in anyway.

"Lucy.  I remember Lucy.  She didn't get anything she didn't ask for."  --'Mumbles', a.k.a. Scott.  By the way, we still don't know what this quote means or how Scott acquired his alias, though we can guess.

  "Gavin, you have to believe me.  I only dance that way when I'm really drunk."  --Amanda, the morning after Studio 54.