
Here's a little bit of feedback I've received from various viewers concerning my webpage .
*All comments are fictional . These people never sent me any comments. No one ever sends me any e-mail. Please send me some real comments so I can stop making stuff up.
**By the way, I think that sometimes my humor can be a little offensive when I don't mean it to be. It's not my intention to make anyone mad at me. If you have a problem with what's posted here, I'm sorry. Just send me an e-mail at gbudhram@gavinbudhramcentral.com and it will come down immediately.
Damien Meyer: This
webpage is very beautiful. I would like to cut trim with it.
Stephanie
Robert: I like this webpage very much. But I am still free to
see other webpages. I am my own woman. This webpage and I are FTMO.
Melanie Decourteix: ...
Jenny
Shepherd: I just want to say that this webpage and I have never made
out. Like made out made out I mean. In fact, I can still
count the webpages I've made out with just using my fingers. No toes yet.
Molly
Nicholson: This webpage makes me very angry. Change it or I will
never come see it again. I'm not
kidding. Really, I'll do it. I'm not joking..
Randy Leiker:
The main problem with your webpage is the flux
capacitor. It's not
generating the 1.21 gigawatts of energy necessary to transport you
instantaneously to another point in time.
Chad Martin:
Well shit...see...I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything here. The
main problem is that...basically...your website sucks. But hey, don't
worry about it. Other websites suck too. Yours isn't the only one.
Cody Gartner:
Your website's pretty good. Kinda tastes like chicken. Can I get it
as a topping for a Gumby's Big Ass
pizza? Can I get it with Arby's special
sauce? Basically what I want to know is...can I get 5 for $5.55?
Matt (Lawrence) Preu:
Duder, I'm tellin' you. Your webpage wants
me.
Patrick Danko:
What kind of cool gadgets come with your page? Does your page allow me to
check my e-mail from any point on the planet? Can I telnet in and operate
it from a remote system? What I'm really asking is: how can your page make
me more like The Saint?
Kevin
Hurt: Black
Vulcan!! Why the hell am I Black Vulcan?! Can't I be Hawkman!?
Is Wolverine taken? I mean...Jesus!!
Software mogul Bill
Gates: Your website does not stand a chance against my corporate
empire . I will crush
you. I will crush your family. I will
crush your friends.
Sandra Jane Koo:
Please try to better control the &^*%$!
content of your website. It is
#$@!* crude and vulgar. I am highly offended.
Gavin Budhram
(reflection on his own website): Let's not kid ourselves. This
website is good . It's not, however, my best work. For instance, it's
not as impressive as the time I cured Typhoid fever in Borneo. Or the time
I ran across the US for Multiple
Sclerosis. Or the time I rescued an
orphanage from being torn down and replaced with a shopping mall. Or the
time I negotiated the release of American hostages in the Middle East. Or
the time I won the Democratic national primary. No, it's not
my best work. But just wait
.